From Nigerians Former President’s Muhammadu Buhari popular comments that his wife belong to the kitchen and the other room to John Mahama of Ghana claiming to have a dead goat syndrome, here are some memorable Funny Quotes of African Leaders.
Top Funny Quotes of African Leaders
Here are Top Funny Quotes of African Leaders:
1. I don’t know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen, my living room and the other room – Muhammadu Buhari
2. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men do not walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty. – Robert Mugabe
3. Even if I go to hell, I will find a way to talk to the devil to make Malawi prosper – Hastings Banda
Try to put on a black skin for five minutes. I know you find this hard to do, but there is no other way to get the living feel of our situation – Léopold Sédar Senghor, Senegal
4. I have seen more demonstrations and strikes in my first two years. I don’t think it can get worse. It is said that when you kill a goat and you frighten it with a knife, it doesn’t fear the knife because it is dead already. I have a dead goat syndrome. – John Mahama
5. If you deceive me once, shame on you; if you deceive me twice, shame on me; if you deceive me three times, shame on the both of us – Olusegun Obasanjo
6. I’m a river. All their abuses and insults can only be venomous before they reach my waters… Once they reach my waters, they [are] turned into a juice. – Jacob Zuma
Democracy is not a bottle of Coca-Cola which you can import. Democracy should develop according to that particular country. – Julius Nyerere
7. When the cooking pot is on fire, everyone wants to be the one stirring the soup – Jerry Rawlings
8. If Kenya is a hotbed, it is a hotbed of entrepreneurs, a hotbed of positive zeal and energy – Uhuru Kenyatta of Kenya
9. We are not going to let the virus get the better of us. But it seems it also has a way of making us laugh at ourselves sometimes – Cyril Ramaphosa
You cannot carry out fundamental change without a certain amount of madness – Thomas Sankara
10 You cannot eat your cake and have it. If you want to eat it, finish it. But if you want to keep it, don’t eat it. – Yoweri Museveni
11. Call an elephant a rabbit only if it gives you comfort to feel that you are about to be trampled to death by a rabbit – Kenneth Kaunda